carrot cock

When you masturbate with too much tanning lotion and have a jaundiced member the next day.

I can't believe I used Build-A-Tan to beat off when I was drunk last night. Now I've got fuckin' carrot cock.

by MerkMeister December 27, 2007

carrot cock

When you masturbate with too much tanning lotion and have a jaundiced member the next day.

I can't believe I used Build-A-Tan to beat off when I was drunk last night. Now I've got fuckin' carrot cock.

by MerkMeister January 6, 2009

carrot cock

The act when one's penis swells to the color of a bold bright orange, mainly after getting slammed in between two doors, or other acts of such.

Mrs. Smith: "Dr. Johnson, my son keeps complaining that he can't take a piss."

Dr. Johnson: "Mrs. Smith, that is because it appears your son has a very mean case of carrot cock."

by anonymous ass March 25, 2003

carrot cock

Slang term for a male with red hair, i.e. ginger, strawberry blonde hair.

Red headed females are refered to as having a ginger minge.

Check out the guy with the red nodge!! Bet he has a carrot cock!

by king_kenny October 16, 2005

Carolina cock carrot

The act of digging up a fresh carrot sticking it up your ass taking it out and making carrot cake with it

Hey Alex did you make that Carolina cock carrot the other day?!

by Kashass67 January 13, 2026

Cock out of a carrot

A phrase used to describe a someone of low intellect stating that they cannot do as simple a task as carving a phallus object into a penis.

He’s so dumb he can’t even make a cock out of a carrot.

by Dionysus’ dick August 1, 2020