carrot cock
I can't believe I used Build-A-Tan to beat off when I was drunk last night. Now I've got fuckin' carrot cock.
carrot cock by MerkMeister December 27, 2007
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carrot cock
I can't believe I used Build-A-Tan to beat off when I was drunk last night. Now I've got fuckin' carrot cock.
carrot cock by MerkMeister January 6, 2009
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carrot cock
The act when one's penis swells to the color of a bold bright orange, mainly after getting slammed in between two doors, or other acts of such.
Mrs. Smith: "Dr. Johnson, my son keeps complaining that he can't take a piss."
Dr. Johnson: "Mrs. Smith, that is because it appears your son has a very mean case of carrot cock."
Dr. Johnson: "Mrs. Smith, that is because it appears your son has a very mean case of carrot cock."
carrot cock by anonymous ass March 25, 2003
carrot cock
Slang term for a male with red hair, i.e. ginger, strawberry blonde hair.
Red headed females are refered to as having a ginger minge.
Red headed females are refered to as having a ginger minge.
carrot cock by king_kenny October 16, 2005
Carolina cock carrot
The act of digging up a fresh carrot sticking it up your ass taking it out and making carrot cake with it
Carolina cock carrot by Kashass67 January 13, 2026
Cock out of a carrot
A phrase used to describe a someone of low intellect stating that they cannot do as simple a task as carving a phallus object into a penis.
Cock out of a carrot by Dionysus’ dick August 1, 2020
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