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carpet custard

the semi-dry gelatinous goo found on the floor by your other half's PC, usually amongst the crumpled tissues.
wtf's all that carpet custard doing there? I just cleaned this fucking floor you wanker!
by UKP August 21, 2010
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carpet custard • carpet muncher • carpet • carpet bomb • Carpet Bombing • carpet burn • Carpet Shark • carpet cleaner • carpet surfing • carpet licker
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