carpal tunnel syndrome

is a wrist and/or arm injury caused by making love to oneself

It's Valentine's day...there will be surge of carpal tunnel syndrome cases.

carpal tunnel syndrome by Mr.Guy_Boyman December 13, 2014

Post-Free Bird Carpal Tunnel Syndrome

The feeling of intense pain in your left (or right, depending on which way you play) hand after playing the song "Free Bird" on Expert on Guitar Hero 2

Jim got the Post-Free Bird Carpal Tunnel Syndrome bad after he beasted the hell out of Free Bird today.

Post-Free Bird Carpal Tunnel Syndrome by Sky September 13, 2007

Carpal Pussy Tunnel Syndrome

Carpal pussy tunnel syndrome is one of the most common hand conditions. It is caused by pressure on the median nerve in the carpal tunnel of the wrist. The carpal tunnel is a narrow passageway surrounded by bones and ligaments on the palm side of the hand. When the median nerve is compressed by fingering your women. Fingering can cause symptoms which include numbness, tingling and weakness in the thumb and fingers.

I think I got carpal pussy tunnel syndrome from fingering my wife.

Carpal Pussy Tunnel Syndrome by Portugals Fireman July 6, 2024

Carpal Tunnel Of Love Syndrome 

When a new song is released/leaked from a band, causing the band’s fan base to react strongly. Symptoms include:

-Posting a flurry of topics on the band’s message board
-Posting bulletins on Myspace
-Ripping the song and spreading downloads across the fanbase
-Make a Myspace for the song so the fanbase can add it to their private Myspaces
-Puzzling over the lyrics with constant debate over hard-to-decipher lines
-Putting lyrics from the song in their Myspace names/Myspace bylines/AIM profiles/away messages
-Crying
-Saying their faith in the band has been restored
-Putting the song on repeat for many days
-Smiling non-stop for the next week or so

Named after the notable reaction Fall Out Boy fans experienced when the song “Carpal Tunnel Of Love” was released from AbsolutePunk.net on November 10th.

Wow, those Fall Out Boy boardies really had a case of Carpal Tunnel Of Love Syndrome when "Carpal Tunnel Of Love" was released!

Carpal Tunnel Of Love Syndrome by caelae November 17, 2006

Carnal Tunnel Syndrome 

A tingling or numbness or a sharp, piercing pain shooting through the wrist as a direct result of engaging in pleasuring one's self while watching excessive porn.

Leisure Suit Larry is suffering from Carnal Tunnel Syndrome ever since his divorce was final 6 months ago.

Carnal Tunnel Syndrome by LaSpillway August 2, 2011

Carnal Tunnel Syndrome 

1. The condition whereby a Male Human cannot think straight because he is concentrating on engaging in Coitus.
2. The accusation a Female might make when a Male Human cannot keep his mind on his Honey-do-List.
3. The Medical terminology describing the Hawaiian Disease Lackanookie.
4. A fatal condition Known to inflict Predominately Married Male Humans.
6. Blueballs (slang)

Brad cant play cards tonight, guys. He has Carnal Tunnel Syndrome and said he was going to stick around the house tonight.

/or/
Your going to come down with a severe case of Carnal Tunnel Syndrome this weekend if you dont hurry up and finish planting those flowers.....

Carnal Tunnel Syndrome by piledriver1000 September 5, 2011

Carnal Tunnel Syndrome 

Mistake

Nothing carnal tunnel syndrome

Carnal Tunnel Syndrome by Wancali August 16, 2011