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Carlouse 

The bestest friend that any could ever ask for! Funny, cute, nice, smart, creative and inspiring. Has an adorable smile and laugh. The person that you know will always be there for you. Comes up with super weird ideas sometimes, but they always work out somehow. Whenever someone is around a Carlouse they can't help but smile. Carlouse's are creative and artistic. Also known as Panda or CarlouseCrankster.
Ahhh, he's so adorable!
Of course he is, he's Carlouse.

Wow! That drawing looks so cool!
Yeah man, Carlouse drew it!

Carlousphobia

Can you move my seat? I kinda have carlousphobia.

carolusx 

promote your art for free on Carolusx.com
carolusx by CarolusX March 25, 2019

Carolus Rex Syndrome 

Usually somebody in a military (real or fictional) setting having delusions of grandeur, often acting like somebody only second to god himself and being generally narcissistic. Thus earning the sarcastic title of Carolus Rex, a swedish king. Notably pared sarcastically with the Sabaton song 'Carolus Rex.'
A: He wants us to say his name when we pray, makes me think he's turning into a Carolus Rex knockoff.
B: I think that's called Carolus Rex Syndrome.
A man ago is quiet and shy but very charming and nice when you get to know him. He is very handsome and when it comes down to sex he has a big dick. He is good at basketball and football. He is tall and somewhat chubby but the females love it.
Damn Carlous is so sexy.
Carlous is so good in the bed I can't even go 2 rounds.
carlous by Lambolicious May 14, 2018

caroloscopy 

An occasion when Carol is being a real pain in the ass.
I didn't expect to show up to work and have a caroloscopy today; must be that time of the month.
caroloscopy by JW1985 January 20, 2018
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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