Carled 

When a Non-Chav destroys a chav to the maximum, without actually killing the chav.

"Why is that chav bleeding?"

"Oh, he just got carled."

Carled by Unluckyjoe April 1, 2007

Carled 

To get knocked out by your wife.

Steve: Holy shit that dude just got Carled!!!
Gabe: What a fucking pussy.

Carled by Oral Hershizer October 30, 2006

Carled 

When Seatfrog is not available or; where a train service is operated by a 'Super Voyager' vice 'HST'

I got Carled this morning! Had to sit in standard class on a voyager to Plymouth!

Carled by Benthesausageroll September 22, 2023

carled 

The act of being violently murdered over anything less than 20 dollars, such as Carl from Grand Theft Auto does.

Jim: My friend was just killed!

bob: over what?

Jim: I think he got carled

Bob: bummer

carled by SQUISHYMAN June 15, 2010

Carled 

One of the most handsome and most genuine guys you will meet he is about 170 cm and is in to sport and loves and cares about his mates and the people around him. He is one of the most luckiest people that you could meet.

That’s my best mate Carled !!!

Carled by Johnson Ibrahim June 22, 2019

Carled Out

The act of disappearing from a fun situation due to a bitchy girlfriend, too much alcohol, and/or general lame excuses.

Jim's girlfriend caught him having fun last night and then he Carled out

Carled Out by blackrobotjesus April 1, 2012

gettin' straight Carled 

when you make a serpentine effort to ditch that one aquaintance that nobody of likes.

I'm so tired of gettin' straight Carled.

Carl: "Hey guys... where ya going?"
guy 1: "to the bowling alley."
guy 2: "We're goig to the bowling alley?"
guy 1: "fuck no..!... but Carl is."

gettin' straight Carled by Muffington P. Weathersby April 29, 2008