Definitions by J-rod

musac 

n.
1. Elevator music
2. any generic commercially produced music for public establishments such as dentist offices and grocery stores, etc.

1. Dude, this musac is giving me a friggin headache, buy me an ipod, jeff.
2. Listenin to musac, hearing people scream, sittin in the waiting room reading crappy magazines (-Weird Al)

musac by J-rod January 26, 2005

cark 

(n)
Cock or shlong, the male reproductive organ.

That hit my cark, Thou ruttish hasty-witted baggage, wtf ya do that for?

cark by J-rod December 19, 2004

bloik 

the sound it makes when a terd hits the water, this is usually a sinker and not a floater, a floater makes more of a hollow noise like 'poink'

I was taking a dump and it was like "bloik bloik poink" mmkay?

bloik by J-rod December 18, 2004

Zeke 

A kick ass motha fucka who can do sweet as stuff.

Yo, Nigga, did you see that kid? He is a Zeke at BMX.

Zeke by J-Rod December 7, 2004

squidge 

used to describe the tightness of an orifice.

That virgin I had last night was so squidge!

squidge by J-Rod April 19, 2004