carection 

When a car guy sees a particular kind of automobile he likes, and he gets an erection because of it.

Dude, that '96 Cummins on 37's gave me a carection!

carection by myanacondado June 6, 2016

non-creation 

The opposite of creation
A pain in the arse of creotards like Ken Ham

Evolution = Non-creation

non-creation by ThomasX February 13, 2014

Stud Situation Creationist 

One who creates stud situations for himself.
A stud-wannabe who constantly tries to achieve the status of a stud by constantly trying to create such situations that will help him achieve the status of a stud in the eyes of others.

Chimay is a stud situation creationist.

Stud Situation Creationist by Vered P August 1, 2011

creation of a pussy 

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,

created a pussy to their design.

First was a butcher,

with smart wit,

using a knife,

he gave it a slit,

Second was a carpenter,

strong and bold,

with a hammer and chisel,

he gave it a hole,

Third was a tailor,

tall and thin,

by using red velvet,

he lined it within,

Fourth was a hunter,

short and stout,

with a piece of fox fur,

he lined it without,

Fifth was a fisherman,

nasty as hell,

threw in a fish and gave it a smell,

Sixth was a preacher,

whose name was McGee,

he touched it and blessed it,

and said it could pee,

Last was a sailor,

dirty little runt,

he sucked it and fucked it,

and called it a cunt.

person1: hey u wanna know the creation of a pussy
person2: ye
person1: (reads it out)
person2: lol true

creation of a pussy by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 23, 2009

Cigarection 

A word to describe the feeling a person develops when craving the nicotine satisfaction provided by tobacco products.

A person will often signal their cigarection to another person by placing an unlit cigarette in their mouth, pointing down, then slowly raising it upward in a fashion similar to the development of a penile erection. If the other person also has a cigarection, they will then proceed to join them out of doors for a session of tobacco consumption.

This word is particularly common amongst core analysts and bee keepers.

"Gee, drilling all these plugs is really giving me a cigarection"

"These bees are behaving inappropriately, I'm off to satisfy my cigarection"

"I have a boner and a cigarection, I think I can manage to simultaneously smoke and wank while the boss isn't looking"

Cigarection by Ajit_Singh January 15, 2013

Creationist Paradox

A situation where people who know next to nothing about Science feel themselves qualified to refute it, often as a means of defending creationism.

Creationist Paradox in action:
Creationist: I only failed science class because it's all wrong!

Creationist Paradox by Nona Suomy January 12, 2009

Cirection 

If the curvature of an erection exceeds 27°, it is then referred to as a cirection.

1: It's always fun watching an enthusiast attack my cirection.

2: The G-spot cirection is as rare as the unicorn.

Cirection by dr. tapper April 23, 2010