Cardologist
noun A practitioner of cardology; someone who studies, manipulates, or communes with cardboard instead of getting a normal hobby.
Example:
"He’s not unemployed, he’s a freelance cardologist working on kinetic thermal ablation."
He’s not unemployed, he’s a freelance cardologist working on kinetic thermal ablation."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'