carbon-dated
carbon-dated by 5by5 July 15, 2005
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carbon-dated pussy
Relates to a very unused (or sexually dry) pussy ... so unused that its true age is best determined using the carbon-dating process.
Man! Look at that school marm. You know she has a carbon-dated pussy. Her pussy is probably petrified. She hasn't had sex for who knows how long.
carbon-dated pussy by Word ConnieSewers October 7, 2005
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carbonated poop water
Guy: "Oh my god is this coke from Burger King"
Same Guy: *sips the drink and then realizes what it is*
That same guy:"Oh what is that? That's carbonated poop water."
Same Guy: *sips the drink and then realizes what it is*
That same guy:"Oh what is that? That's carbonated poop water."
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carbonated crazy
The feeling of something getting on your last nerve, of feeling like you can't take it anymore, of being anxious or fed up to the point where you feel like a soda can shaken up and then not released.
Bertha: "Hey, Hortense, you seem a little tense."
Hortense: "It's that damn break-room door. I've been hearing it all day. 'Squeak, fweee! Squeak, FWEEET! Fwee!'"
Bertha: "You getting enough B-12? Cause you sound all kinds of carbonated crazy!"
Hortense: "It's that damn break-room door. I've been hearing it all day. 'Squeak, fweee! Squeak, FWEEET! Fwee!'"
Bertha: "You getting enough B-12? Cause you sound all kinds of carbonated crazy!"
carbonated crazy by AmyBeans September 15, 2010
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