Carbon Dating 

When you cannot find a partner and end up wining and dining a piece of coal. You feel let down after the date never went as well as you had hoped due to one way conversation! Perhaps next time I will join in!

Im so lonely I have started carbon dating

Carbon Dating by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020

carbon dating 

Dating between two people of dissimilar ages, generally an older man and a younger woman.

Did you see that old guy on her arm? I know she's desperate but I didn't think she'd sink to carbon dating.

carbon dating by Sterling T December 31, 2006

Carbon Dating 

When you date a boomer eg: someone of the older generation

I asked your mom out , I'm basically carbon dating at this point.

Carbon Dating by Boomer longlive namvets September 5, 2019

carbon dating 

When a really old man dates a really young woman.

Hugh Hefner's new girlfriend is 25--looks like they're carbon dating.

carbon dating by ll00l0l January 20, 2011

carbon dating 

Having a relationship with an elderly person. Dating outside of an age group.

Charlie: "I don't see Elroy around much these days."

Filbert: "Oh, no. He's off downtown with a group of geezers. He's into carbon dating now."
.................................OR
Charlie: "I just saw Elroy with this ancient looking bird. I think his new game is carbon dating."

carbon dating by El Bicho April 10, 2010

Facebook Carbon Dating 

When a woman hides her year of birth on facebook in an attempt to conceal true age, and one must use life events such as graduation photos to gain an approximate age. Similar to the archeological use of Radiocarbon Dating to estimate the age of an artifact by the half-life decay of it's surroundings.

She told me she was 24 but after Facebook carbon dating her photos it turned out she graduated high school last year.

Facebook Carbon Dating by GQDK December 4, 2014

online carbon dating 

Googling the person you have just met to try to find their age.

"Ok", she began, "so he like, asked me out, but I mean, when I like, asked if he was like, into "Cheer" he dropped Ted Danson, Kirstie Alley and, like, Shelley Long and I mean like, whose great-grandparents are they??? So I gotta do some online carbon dating first."

online carbon dating by Monkey's Dad October 26, 2020