carb crash 

When you eat a lot of carbohydrates and are subsequently sleepy.

Gemma: I am so tired after eating all that pizza and bread for lunch.
Matt: You're suffering from a rather big carb crash.

carb crash by Hemingford September 8, 2020

Kim CarCrashian 

When someone thinks they look like a hot celebrity and lets everyone know it.... but at best, their the really fugly version, like that celebrity after a car crash.

Source: KC Swimmingly's blog

Girl 1: Everyone says I look like Kim Kardashian...

(waits for people to agree)

Girl 2: Gurlllll..... you do!

Boy: Bitch, maybe if Kim got mangled in a car accident. You look like Kim CarCrashian!!!!!!

Kim CarCrashian by SnogFrog September 14, 2011

carcrash 

The most wonderful person you could ever meet he underestimates himself so much its hard to understand how. He makes everyone around him smile including me and I should be the one grateful for him even looking at me, I am so thankful he talks to me and I couldnt ask for anyone else or anything more because he is they perfect person i could ever think of.

Carcrash is here!

carcrash by Em the neg March 1, 2023

carcrash 

A unique perfect person you will only get to met once there is no one else like him and he fills your heart will joy, all your conversations with him are worth it and time flys to fast with him. His eyes are like the beautiful ocean waves that I find hypnotizing and everything about him is perfect yet he doesn’t realize it. He is smart, funny, caring, thoughtful, fun to hangout with, creative, and brings out the best of me. He understands and he listens too you. I cant ever get him off my mind and wish i could always be by his side where i feel is safe. When Im with him it feels like everyone else isnt there and he is the only thing that matters. He thinks he annoys me with his rants but I dont want anything more but to listen to him, he is literally perfect and handsome i wouldnt change anything if i could. I wish he was mine already but I guess we will have to see.

Carcrash completes me

carcrash by Em the neg March 1, 2023

carcrash 

Carcrash is someone you could only ever dream of, someone who is so unique you only meet someone like them once. He is understanding, smart, kind, funny, thoughtful, handsome,perfect, fun to hangout with and so much more that i cant even fit into words… When your with him you feel safe and like all your problems are solved you feel like everyone else is gone and its just him that matters. It feels like no matter how much time in the world it wouldn’t be enough with him and whenever im not with him my mind cant stop thinking of him and wanting to be by his side. Whenever he texts you, no matter how your feeling you began to smile and that one text makes your whole day. I sometimes wonder what I did to deserve someone as perfect as him. His eyes are bright blue like the wonderful ocean which i find myself to never want to leave, his hair is just awesome and the rest of him is also perfect. His humor is the best and makes me laugh no matter what mood im in and he never fails to make me feel like im important. If i could I would always be with him and I just want him to be mine already.

I feel incomplete without Carcrash

carcrash by Em the neg March 1, 2023