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car to table shoes 

Fancy high heels that are so uncomfortable to walk in, you only wear them on a date where you walk from the car to the table and back.
I've got my 6 inch car to table shoes on and I'm dressed to impress!

car to bar shoes 

Shoes which look great in the shops but walking around in can be painful. Therefore they are good only for going from a car (ie Taxi) directly to the bar, hence "car to bar" Having to walk around from the subway or so is murder.
Those stilettos are great, but they are strictly car to bar shoes.
car to bar shoes by Seanasty February 1, 2007

carshoes 

The act of getting drunk putting your shoes in a car and pretending to wear the car as a pair of shoes.
Biff: "Whoa man, that dude is so wasted!"
Joe: "yeah man he put his feet in those cars over there, acting like hes got dem carshoes on."