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car phone 

Karen Reynolds' slang term for "cell phones"
(From Totally Studios, a Dhar Mann ripoff)
"Put down those car phones!"
"In my day, we didn't have car phones and fly why and all that gobbledygook"
"We got a problem with these kids, it's these cellular car phones, they spend so much time on it and they're not getting a good education!"
"Cell phone blocker? Does it work on car phones too?"
"That's it! No more of this car phone nonsense!"
"The only reason we're going there it's because they don't have those cellular car phone things; they better not have those things in Minneapolis!"
"They're not passengers, they're kids from my school! Look at them on their car phones; they better not be flying where we're flying!"
"I don't know honey, but they don't let car phones on a plane."
"I'm going to get away from car phones and the internet and those kinds of things."
"i'M So SiCK oF THeSe CAR PHoNeS !"
"Well what am I supposed to keep track of your car phone for you?"
"IT'S NOT A CAR PHONE!!"
"Car phone, plane phone, whatever."
"Well yeah, his phone, cuz he's always on that car phone! He's always…it's like a part of his body! He's on it in the airplane, he's on it inside the airport, and he's even on it in school!"

Moral of the story: TURN OFF THOSE DAMN CAR PHONES! 🚗 📱
car phone by DinoFax August 9, 2025
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carphone warehouse 

See scam. Very crap mobile phone shop chain. Sell your new mobile number to scouse spammers.
Those fuckin scouse insurance salesmen are calling me again... bloody Carphone Warehouse...
carphone warehouse by oracle March 12, 2004

Carphoneitus 

Early 21st century slang. A perpetual moron who is unable to remove his/her mobile phone from their face whilst driving.
Carphoneitus is a phenomenon that effects up to three quarters of the world’s driving population. The cause of this retarded mentality is debatable; some think it’s linked to a prepubescent homosexual infatuation with a member of the same family, while others simply believe it’s attributed to a childhood fear of home computers and the test card. One thing is undisputed however and that is 90% of offenders are actually not talking to anybody, whilst they're driving, they’re just pretending to, as they have no real friends.
Carphoneitus by Dr Alucard July 18, 2006
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026