captain's platter

To pinch a fat load and/or diarrhea atop the toilet lid.

I had diarrhea and didn't have time to lift the lid, so I left a big soupy captain's platter.

by Choadblower January 15, 2006

captains platter

During the act of shrimping(sucking toes)it is when the person sucking toes puts all ten toes in his/her mouth at the same time.

After a long night of sucking toes Bart tried to impress her with the Captains Platter.

by stoli June 29, 2006