"I got it! Hand over the captain's chair!"

"Your obviously doing it wrong. Give me the captains chair."
by DutchPirate September 21, 2012
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While dressed like cpt. Cave man When you an your partner are having a sex on a bar stool and you thrust so hard that the force splits the chair.
Bubba plowed me so good at the bar on last call that we end up captain chair splitting I haven't walked straight for a week.
by Purple nurble February 9, 2022
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The face of a good looking man. Much like the Captain's Chair of a plane, a commanding person sits on it and operates flaps.
"Looks at that Captain's Chair, I could go Atlantic on that."

"How would you like a ride on my Captain's Chair?"
by funneydude September 22, 2020
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