cappsun
cappsun is a huge planet with a minute population of only two coconspirators. the planet was formed after over 2 excruciatingly long years. the planets appearance seems to give off a reddish yellow vibey gleam. if anyone else attempts to live on the planet besides the cappsuns they will be promptly rejected by the ecosystem. the planets outer crust is made of a plethora of multicolored vans dusted with the burning embers of fiery takis. the planet also contains large bodies and waterfalls of baja blast mountain dew. the residences on the planet crafted of satin sound proof walls for unstated causes. the average temperature on cappsun ranges from 15-50 degrees , with extremely high winds. the planet fluctuates between a state of total darkness and sunsets. the planet has a secret portal requiring telecumunacative powers. the portal can take you to your desired destination, while clearing all outsiders and undesirables in the area. your destination will be tailored to your exact liking. the planet has protective barrier surrounding it made of energy levels to strong for any foreign intruders to come in contact with and still survive.
person 1: damn those two look like they live on cappsun
person 2: damn those clingy people they never leave cappsun bc they just want to make love all day. no wonder they live on their own planet. my ears would get tired of hearing the moaning and screaming.
person 2: damn those clingy people they never leave cappsun bc they just want to make love all day. no wonder they live on their own planet. my ears would get tired of hearing the moaning and screaming.
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