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capital D 

the act of taking a big ronchy shit.
man when does this damn meeting end, ive gotta take a capital D!!!!!
capital D by genious know it all November 6, 2003

capital D runk

Being drunk off your ass, or drunk as hell. Also known as plowed, wasted, hammered, inebriated, intoxicated, plastered, lit, loaded, pie-eyed, sloshed, tanked, bashed, bombed, boozed up, high hosed in orbit, jolly jugged, juiced, or liquored up.
Tom: Hey dude, whats wrong with you?
E: I am capital D runk!
capital D runk by tommy ethan February 18, 2008

Business with a capital D 

n. sex with a man, where the "capital D" refers to dick
"Shit, man, aren't there any gay bars in this town? I gotta take care of some Business with a capital D.

Capital Dump 

The act of taking a dump that fills up the pot.
Man....I have to take a Capital Dump.
Capital Dump by ugfest January 12, 2007

Capital Dome 

A sexual act of any kind while standing up under that Capital Dome in Washington, DC. Note: if a senator's daughter is involved it becomes the Golden Capital Dome.
I capital dome'd this chick last night.. it was monumental.
Capital Dome by The Dirty Armenian October 19, 2010

capital dick 

Someone who has acted well above the standards of a normal dick, also known as the king of dicks.
"Did you hear he cheated on his girlfriend AGAIN? Yeah, the guy's a capital dick."
capital dick by ThisisAlicia August 16, 2009
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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