capes

n: when the lips of a womans vagina are so loose and long, that they resemble capes that a super hero may wear.

this chick was so loose that her capes were flapping in the wind.

by Senior Suave July 15, 2009

capes

superheroes

/co/: You should really stop reading capes comics, you're the cancer killing the industry

by lawraW October 16, 2013

Caping

when you blindly defend someone, no matter how wrong they are.

In his argument with Vetta, Larry kept saying, "don't be mean to Susan."
"Why are you caping so hard for Susan, when you know she slapped my mom?" Vetta asks angrily.
"Because she's my friend." Larry said.

by waking&shaking October 06, 2015

Cape

When someone is protecting, covering for or being a “hero” for another person.

“Lisa always gotta cape for Jay when he gets caught leaving early.”

by Juicy_ma June 05, 2020

Cape

A Quidditch player who is into Harry Potter.

Jay is such a cape, he has a Ravenclaw bed spread.

by Edward Loose September 01, 2018

the cape

Cape Cod-- a vacation spot in SE Massachusetts

by M-easy July 05, 2003

The Cape

The most important prize in the game of basketball, awarded to the player in a particular game who nets the most Cape Points. Cape points reward manly achievements such as blocked shots and offensive rebounding, and punish weak, pussy-ass, cowardly tendencies like passing and shooting three pointers.

Cape Points Formula:
PTS + 5*OFF REB + 3*DEF REB + 10*BLK - 10*3PA - 3*3PM -3*AST
Bonus points are awarded for Flagrant Fouls (+15) and Ejections (+25).

Dwight Howard typically leads the league in Cape Points.

Mike: "Yo man, did Dwight Howard keep The Cape tonight?"

Paul: "No, man. He was passing way too much and only finished with 73 Cape Points. Chris Bosh really manned up. He had a bunch of offensive rebounds and he finished with 95 Cape Points. Bosh is the new Capeholder."

Mike: "Nice, who won the game?"

Paul: "Who the fuck cares?"

by Cape_101 March 09, 2010