canonfold 

noun | SL - kan·ən·fold

A canonfold is when grassroots artistry, long sidelined or postponed, is finally embraced by institutional canon—without shedding its radical roots. It’s a convergence marked by time-earned mastery, poetic timing, and the quiet power of recognition arriving late but landing true.

The indigenous weaving of the Ifugao, once dismissed as mere craft, canonfolded into cultural heritage—now safeguarded through museum collections and preservation initiatives.

canonfold by IJWBAA September 12, 2025

CannonFodder

When two guys are having rough anal sex, and the top pulls out too fast, causing the bottom to explosively launch a shit into the top's face (ideally solid as to amplify the effectiveness of the round, but liquid is acceptable as well). A CannonFodder has no limit of participants; fifty-person CannonFodders are quite common in the Bulgarian underground nightclub scene. Extra points if the top shoots the shit in midair with his ejaculate.

Wow! Vince had the whole school doing a crazy-ass CannonFodder at his house last night! He's the best!

Back in my day, we used to wear goggles whenever we did a CannonFodder but goshdarnit these kids are so reckless nowadays.

CannonFodder by nopalitopito June 5, 2020

canoncondria 

When circumstances consistently deviate from expectations, resulting in setbacks or failures. It can be frustrating at the time, but it is usually something you can laugh about later.

Chad- "Why are you so late?"
Jonathan- "I slept through my alarm this morning, then I split my cereal down my favourite top, and then I missed my bus!"
Chad- "woah you've had quite the canoncondria"

canoncondria by Libby.E May 14, 2024

Canoncondria 

When circumstances consistently deviate from expectations, resulting in setbacks or failures. It can be frustrating at the time, but it is usually something you can laugh about later.

Chad- "Why are you so late?"
Johnathan- "I slept through my alarm this morning, then I split my cereal down my favourite top, and then I missed my bus!"
Chad- "Oh that was quite the canoncondria!"

Canoncondria by Libby.E May 14, 2024

canoncondria 

When circumstances consistently deviate from expectations, resulting in setbacks or failures. It can be frustrating at the time, but it is usually something you can laugh about later.

Chad- "Why are you so late?"
Jonathan- "I slept through my alarm this morning, then I split my cereal down my favourite top, and then I missed my bus!"
Chad- "woah you've had quite the canoncondria"

canoncondria by Libby.E May 14, 2024

canoncondria 

When circumstances consistently stray from expectations, resulting in setbacks or failures. It can be frustrating at the time, but it is usually something you can laugh about later.

Chad- "Why are you so late?"
Jonathan- "I slept through my alarm this morning, then I split my cereal down my favourite top, and then I missed my bus!"
Chad- "woah you've had quite the canoncondria"

canoncondria by Libby.E May 14, 2024