Canoncondria 

When circumstances consistently deviate from expectations, resulting in setbacks or failures. It can be frustrating at the time, but it is usually something you can laugh about later.

Chad- "Why are you so late?"
Johnathan- "I slept through my alarm this morning, then I split my cereal down my favourite top, and then I missed my bus!"
Chad- "Oh that was quite the canoncondria!"

Canoncondria by Libby.E May 14, 2024

canoncondria 

When circumstances consistently deviate from expectations, resulting in setbacks or failures. It can be frustrating at the time, but it is usually something you can laugh about later.

Chad- "Why are you so late?"
Jonathan- "I slept through my alarm this morning, then I split my cereal down my favourite top, and then I missed my bus!"
Chad- "woah you've had quite the canoncondria"

canoncondria by Libby.E May 14, 2024

canoncondria 

When circumstances consistently deviate from expectations, resulting in setbacks or failures. It can be frustrating at the time, but it is usually something you can laugh about later.

Chad- "Why are you so late?"
Jonathan- "I slept through my alarm this morning, then I split my cereal down my favourite top, and then I missed my bus!"
Chad- "woah you've had quite the canoncondria"

canoncondria by Libby.E May 14, 2024

canoncondria 

When circumstances consistently stray from expectations, resulting in setbacks or failures. It can be frustrating at the time, but it is usually something you can laugh about later.

Chad- "Why are you so late?"
Jonathan- "I slept through my alarm this morning, then I split my cereal down my favourite top, and then I missed my bus!"
Chad- "woah you've had quite the canoncondria"

canoncondria by Libby.E May 14, 2024

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019