Skip to main content

Canoncondria 

When circumstances consistently deviate from expectations, resulting in setbacks or failures. It can be frustrating at the time, but it is usually something you can laugh about later.
Chad- "Why are you so late?"
Johnathan- "I slept through my alarm this morning, then I split my cereal down my favourite top, and then I missed my bus!"
Chad- "Oh that was quite the canoncondria!"
Canoncondria by Libby.E May 14, 2024
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

canoncondria 

When circumstances consistently deviate from expectations, resulting in setbacks or failures. It can be frustrating at the time, but it is usually something you can laugh about later.
Chad- "Why are you so late?"
Jonathan- "I slept through my alarm this morning, then I split my cereal down my favourite top, and then I missed my bus!"
Chad- "woah you've had quite the canoncondria"
canoncondria by Libby.E May 14, 2024
Related Words

canoncondria 

When circumstances consistently deviate from expectations, resulting in setbacks or failures. It can be frustrating at the time, but it is usually something you can laugh about later.
Chad- "Why are you so late?"
Jonathan- "I slept through my alarm this morning, then I split my cereal down my favourite top, and then I missed my bus!"
Chad- "woah you've had quite the canoncondria"
canoncondria by Libby.E May 14, 2024

canoncondria 

When circumstances consistently stray from expectations, resulting in setbacks or failures. It can be frustrating at the time, but it is usually something you can laugh about later.
Chad- "Why are you so late?"
Jonathan- "I slept through my alarm this morning, then I split my cereal down my favourite top, and then I missed my bus!"
Chad- "woah you've had quite the canoncondria"
canoncondria by Libby.E May 14, 2024
More from Urban Dictionary

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
Load more