cannabisnob 

very similar to a wine snob but a cannabisnob thinks they know everything about marijuana.

dude i was at two dispensaries today and both of them had a cannabisnob working there that thought they knew everything about weed. it kind of ruined my high.

cannabisnob by jonesberger April 6, 2020

cannabiphobia 

1. Unreasoning or irrational fear of cannabis or exaggerated prejudice toward recreational and/or medical users of cannabis.
2. Believing propaganda or myths such as marijuana being a dangerous drug on par with heroine and cocaine.

"He wanted to come to the concert but he is too much of a cannabiphobe. He is afraid of inhaling second-hand pot smoke."

"Keep your weed under wraps there are a few cannabiphobes in the room, don't want to cause a panic."

"Man I feel for you, I would hate to live in Sweden where cannabiphobia is so rampant."

"Quit being so cannabiphobic! She is an awesome person, quit judging her just because he has a puff every once in a while!"

cannabiphobia by hawaiisweden December 25, 2011

cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome

Cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome (CHS) is when you smoke weed every week to everyday for several years and end up vomiting a lot.

What causes cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome?
Marijuana has very complex effects on the body. Experts are still trying to learn exactly how it causes CHS in some people.

In the brain, marijuana often has the opposite effect of CHS. It helps prevent nausea and vomiting. The drug is also good at stopping such symptoms in people having chemotherapy.

But in the digestive tract, marijuana seems to have the opposite effect. It actually makes you more likely to have nausea and vomiting. With the first use of marijuana, the signals from the brain may be more important. That may lead to anti-nausea effects at first. But with repeated use of marijuana, certain receptors in the brain may stop responding to the drug in the same way. That may cause the repeated bouts of vomiting found in people with CHS.

Since CHS was discovered pretty recently, some doctors might not know about it. Also, CHS is often confused with cyclical vomiting.

Steve: Smoke weed everyday!

*Smokes weed
Andre: I'm not sure you should smoke that stuff everyday. No one knows the long term effects. I only chug Kratom twice a week.
*chugs Kratom

(several years later)

Steve: *vomits brahdhrb

*Smokes weed
Smoke weed everyday.

Andre: I found out about something called cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome. I think you might have it. Or maybe it's cyclical vomiting.
*chugs Kratom
Doctor: Steve! You have cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome. I thought it was cyclical vomiting but you tested positive for THC and have a history of smoking marijuana everyday. You have to quit cannabis, or weed. You can never smoke weed again! You should have used moderation.
Steve: Nooooooo!

Steve: *Quits weed for 3 months
Steve: Hey! The nausea is gone.

Andre: Cool! Wanna chug Kratom?

Steve: Sure! *chugs Kratom
Andre: *chugs Kratom

Tyler: I only smoke weed when going on a boat fishing. It helps with nausea. Other times, it's kratom. *Smokes weed. *chugs kratom.

cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome by CognitiveFuel January 22, 2023

Church of Cannabinology 

This is a church in which the belief system revolves around the practical and sometimes impractical use of cannabis sativa and indica. Much like the church of scientology, there is the use of stress tests at kiosks in malls, (they actually escort you outside to their 1974 Ford conversion van with the wolf howling at the moon paint job, and the stress test is just you hitting a vaporizer,) there are massive amounts of cash rolling into the church, and the church was founded by an egotistical writer by the name of B. Sam Verbeck. The differences lie in that the church of cannabinology is not anti-homosexual, it is not a cult, it's basically just a front for copious amounts of weed being dealt to the public with a tax free status. If you are to join the Church of Cannabinology, you'll see that many of life's problems go away when you get blazed and played Super Mario Allstars all day long.

Stoned dude: Oh my ganj! You gotta check out the stress test that the guys from the Church of Cannabinology are giving out!

Not stoned dude: You mean Scientology?

Stoned dude: No man, Cannabinology! Check out the kiosk, they blaze you out with a volcano vaporizer and some real heady nugs!

Not stoned dude: Cannabis H. Sativa! I'm there bro!

Church of Cannabinology by Ben Verbeck May 7, 2009

Cannabinoidely Optimistic 

Seeing life through weed colored glasses.

"Hey, where you high when you wrote this? Cause this message sounds cannabinoidely optimistic. "

Cannabinoidely Optimistic by urpalKate June 2, 2009

cannabinophile 

A person who is a connoisseur of pot, similar to oenophile for wine snobs.

The clerk at the local medical weed dispensary is a real cannabinophile when it comes to the relative merits of strains.

cannabinophile by geronimob October 26, 2014

Cannabinoid 

The active ingredients in cannabis which produce the psychoactive effects, these include among others THC. One cannabidiol (CBD) is a THC antagonist.

Cannabinoid by Root January 8, 2003