candicide

A girl with an embarrassing life beyond repair. She knows that she is one of the very few people who has a life as embarrassing as hers. You candicides, you know who you are. You are not alone.

I know that I am one of the only candicides of my generation.

by Starflyte the Chicken September 29, 2020

Rip Candice

Dont ask someone who candice is!!!

Person 1: Rip candice 🕊
Person 2: Who is Candice??
Person 1: Candice d!ck fit in your mouth

by coolid April 8, 2021

whos candice?

A joke that dumbass's fall for

Myra:Whos candice?
Joe: i dont know, whos is she??
Myra: Candice dick fit in yo mouf BBBBIIIIITTTCCCCHHHH

by bzk_001 June 7, 2021

Who’s Candice?

It’s a question that leads to a traumatizing answer

Honey: Who’s Candice?
Everyone: 😏
Kim: Who is she
Jax: You don’t wanna know
Otterpop: CAN DEEZ

Kim: Oh s-

by otterpopWolfie June 5, 2021

candice

Ligma but not as funny

Person 1: Did you see Candice the other day?
Person 2: Who’s Candice?
Person 1: Candice dick fit in your mouth?
Person 2: *commits not feeling so good*

by brunaldo July 29, 2018

Candice

Candice is a perfect amazing!!! Gorgeous girl!!!! She has the best sense of humor she is absolutely hilarious! If you ever have the pleasure of meeting a Candice marry her on the spot! She has long brown hair and deep brown eyes and is hecka sexy! She is Super sweet and kind. She is so fun and the absolute best friend ever!!!! Get you a freaking candice

Cute guy- dude whose that hot thang over there
Cute guys friend- oh bro shes a Candice

by Blessed friend February 17, 2019

candice

if you are in a conversation and happen to say this word without knowing this joke you are going to make a fool of yourself

Candice (can this) dick fit in your mouth

by dhar woman March 2, 2022