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candiceis 

How it is pronounced: cand-Ee-sees

She is very beautiful and very lovely, she is caring and loves everyone. All the boys at her school want to date or propose to her. She is outgoing and is 20 she goes to university, she is also, depressed, her parents are very manipulative and they mentally abuse her by calling her names like "Wh9re!" Or "Sl9t!" And also "worthless hog" they always embarrass her and threaten kicking her out but her siblings don’t hate her, Jaime and Sammy both boys. They love their lovely sister dearly, but they try to defend her from her disgusting and irrelevant parents, but always fail, either one of them get harmed or get pushed. That’s all people. I hope you like this. Stay safe. And don’t hurt yourself and always remember, your the only one who can hurt you the most. Bye.
Candiceis is hot.
candiceis by Samiikkk May 24, 2021
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Rip Candice 

Dont ask someone who candice is!!!
Person 1: Rip candice 🕊
Person 2: Who is Candice??
Person 1: Candice d!ck fit in your mouth
Rip Candice by coolid April 8, 2021

whos candice? 

A joke that dumbass's fall for
Myra:Whos candice?
Joe: i dont know, whos is she??
Myra: Candice dick fit in yo mouf BBBBIIIIITTTCCCCHHHH
whos candice? by bzk_001 June 7, 2021

Who’s Candice? 

It’s a question that leads to a traumatizing answer
Honey: Who’s Candice?
Everyone: 😏
Kim: Who is she
Jax: You don’t wanna know
Otterpop: CAN DEEZ

Kim: Oh s-
Person 1: Did you see Candice the other day?
Person 2: Who’s Candice?
Person 1: Candice dick fit in your mouth?
Person 2: *commits not feeling so good*
candice by brunaldo July 29, 2018

Like candies 

A term used when you successfully dribble an opponent. Usually abbreviated to "lc".
In Italian the verb "scartare" has more meanings and some translations can be "to discard", "to dribble" and "to unwrap".
In Italian it is said "scartare una caramella" that is "unwrap a candy".
From this, a shortened form "like candies" derives ("like a candy" for the singular)
"Look at that player, he dribbled them like candies!"

In italian: "lo ha scartato come una caramella!"
In english: "he dribbled him like a candy!"

"Ooooooh lc!"
"Look! lc!"
Like candies by DottRosa April 20, 2021
Candice is a perfect amazing!!! Gorgeous girl!!!! She has the best sense of humor she is absolutely hilarious! If you ever have the pleasure of meeting a Candice marry her on the spot! She has long brown hair and deep brown eyes and is hecka sexy! She is Super sweet and kind. She is so fun and the absolute best friend ever!!!! Get you a freaking candice
Cute guy- dude whose that hot thang over there
Cute guys friend- oh bro shes a Candice
Candice by Blessed friend February 17, 2019
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