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Cancer Aids 

Extremely annoying, or difficult to work with, to the point of utmost frustration
Dude have you seen the new website layout? Yeah it's cancer aids
Cancer Aids by Kevinaorta August 8, 2023
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Monkey Booty Cancer AIDs 

When a black person somehow has AIDS and cancer at the same time.
"Yowzers! You've got monkey booty cancer AIDS, Benny!"

CancerAIDS 

A horrifying (though possibly fictitious) wasting disease, which is wished upon internet commenters who have sinned against the community (usually by way of a "first" or a "failed firstie").
After reading an article or viewing an image or video, you notice there are no comments.

You post:

First!

The replies quickly follow:

- Die of CancerAIDS, a**hole!
- Drown in a bucket of CancerAIDS, douchebag!

OR...

You believe no one has commented yet, so you post:

First!

Sadly for you, as you were typing, the true first post went up, and it was actually relevant and even insightful, which only served to highlight your own pathetic lack of worth as a human. And so...

- Failed firstie, you sad twat. Its the CancerAIDS for you!
CancerAIDS by Nico de Mas May 29, 2010

canceraids 

This is another term for someone with cancer and aids at the same time.
: Dude, I think i got canceraids.

: What the hell's canceraids?
canceraids by Wizard,. May 18, 2011

CancerAIDS 

A step up from descriptors like Cancer and AIDS, combining the two to describe something entirely repulsive, undesirable and counterproductive to everyone involved. The subject is not only compared to a tumor of rogue cells or an STD that maims all it touches, but both at once. Usage of this term sometimes falls a little flat due to its absurd nature.
That is not just AIDS to try to work with; that is CancerAIDS.
CancerAIDS by solvecoagula November 14, 2024
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