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Canadian Mud Shark

White Canadians(usually females) that prefer African Americans(usually males from American Ghettoes). Canadian Mudsharks are usually found in cities near the Canadian/American border: Victoria, Vancouver, Calgary, Regina, Winnipeg, Kenora, Thunder Bay, Windsor, London, Hamilton, Montreal, Ottawa, Kingston, Toronto, Quebec.

Canadian Mudsharks prefer African Americans but will settle for Jamaicans or Africans from Africa.
Jane: Has anyone seen Karen?
Martha: Oh she's in the States this weekend.
Jane: Again? Is she Hunting Blacks still?
Martha: Probably. What a Canadian Mud Shark!
Jane: Before long she'll have Mud Skippers, eh?
by Jason Hard January 11, 2009
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canadian ninja shark

A shark from Canadian decent with prior ninja training, tends to jump thousands of miles inland to attack small children(usually infants).
Oh Shit! the canadian ninja shark again!
by canadian ninja shark fan March 21, 2008
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canadian shark

Hugely hung. swims in, conquers and swims out. Overuses teeth. Only speaks french (Canadian)
I was sharked by a Canadian last night. I'm on the hunt for a Canadian Shark.
by shitch March 2, 2015
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