canadian ham
a refrence to a womans large, pink, areolas(the skin around nipple)if the womans areola is large and brown it is considered pepperoni.
canadian ham by jakey mancaster February 22, 2007
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Canadian steamer ham sandwich
When you put your dick between two slices of whole wheat bread and at the same time you shit on a girls chest and she films it.
Canadian steamer ham sandwich by zsherm February 25, 2007
Canadian Hamburger
Canadian Hamburger: When you find yourself sitting in the snow naked and stand up and a little bit of shit comes out
Person 1: Yo bro aren't you cold?
Person 2: Oh shit yeah, I'll stand up.
Person 1: DUDE YOU JUST SHIT YOURSELF!
Person 2: Oh dude It's a Canadian Hamburger
Person 2: Oh shit yeah, I'll stand up.
Person 1: DUDE YOU JUST SHIT YOURSELF!
Person 2: Oh dude It's a Canadian Hamburger
Canadian Hamburger by Jay2233 March 10, 2020
Canadian Hamock
When a naked person lays ontop of another person who then sticks a big toe into their asshole. A more comfortable adaptation of the Canadian porch swing.
(See Canadian porch swing)
(See Canadian porch swing)
Canadian Hamock by DHxRampage22 September 19, 2017
Canadian Hamstand
When a nude, (sometimes) unshaven women does a handstand. This is followed by a guy placing a thinly sliced piece of ham over the woman's pussy and while still in her upside-down, handstand position, the guy fingers her through the ham inducing female ejaculate. After some time and the female has orgasmed, it is customary for the guy consume the ham.
Rachel: Hey Billy, look at me! I am doing a handstand!
Billy: Wait right there you scummy bitch, this is a perfect opportunity for a Canadian Hamstand. Take off your tattered clothes while I get the Ham!
Rachel: Oh sounds great, Billy! I havent even shaved my puss since the fucking Carter administration.
Billy: Shut the fuck up you repulsive whore. Just hurry up and come so I can eat this ham!
Billy: Wait right there you scummy bitch, this is a perfect opportunity for a Canadian Hamstand. Take off your tattered clothes while I get the Ham!
Rachel: Oh sounds great, Billy! I havent even shaved my puss since the fucking Carter administration.
Billy: Shut the fuck up you repulsive whore. Just hurry up and come so I can eat this ham!
Canadian Hamstand by Donny Boy April 13, 2012
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