Canadian Goose 

You lay a girl down in the middle of the floor naked. you proceed to take a running start diving over her and shitting on her in mid-air. For full effect make a honking sound.

Last weekend I pulled a Canadian Goose on your sister.

Canadian Goose by HomrichMSU May 27, 2006

Canadian Goose 

The scariest thing ever. This mother fuckers will teleport behind you and start biting your shoes they will run away just so they can jump in the air and drop kick you like a cloaker. Canadian Geese will not hesitate to tackle your child.

Kyle: Yo we should go for a walk
Dave: Nah man
Kyle: Why?
Dave: Theres a Canadian goose out there

Canadian Goose by SomeDudeFromCanada October 17, 2021

Canadian Goose 

While entering a girl from behind rhythmically thrust, honk, and flap your arms simultaneously as though you are a flying canadian goose.

Last night I totally pulled off the Canadian Goose on your wife!

Canadian Goose by Rapeythewarewolf December 7, 2011

Canadian Goose 

Someone often by the name of Tom

Friend: Ayo Tom, what species are you?
Tom: Canadian Goose mate

Canadian Goose by Wagwan_piff_ting November 20, 2019

canadian goose 

a canadian guy's dick

show me your canadian goose eh?

canadian goose by cactus5390 June 11, 2018

Canadian goose hash 

Another name for chewing tabacco

Hey brother let me get a pinch of that Canadian goose hash

Canadian goose hash by TruckerBoy87 June 25, 2019

Canadian Goose Shine 

The act of dunking a goose into a vat of maple syrup and inserting your sick into it's mouth with such force that every time you thrust it honks.

Hey my Canadian Goose Shine is cold, I expected it to be heated up!

Canadian Goose Shine by diggle whisper June 16, 2018