by GlassButterfly May 30, 2015
The act of hitting a moose with your car, then getting out and deficating on the corpse. Then proceeding to use the antlers as a dildo.
by MehTheWaterBuffalo October 1, 2012
When you are having anal sex with a large person, man or woman, and you realize that the condom you had on has mysteriously disappeared into said anus. You then have to lube your arm up with Maple Syrup and proceed to hunt down that rogue prophylactic hiding in that anus.
by saddestbro April 1, 2021
The act of covering ones penis in maple syrup, buying a moose, and having the moose lick it off while enticing it with a carrot in its asshole.
by Thundercuntblaster October 25, 2016
The act in which a large, hairy man, takes a shit on their partners chest. Afterwards the man sits on the chest and rides his partner like a moose until they climax. This act is mainly done by homosexuals.
Mike: "Did you hear about Brett giving Sommer a Canadian Moose Platter?"
Douglas: "Oh that's nasty."
Sommer: "Don't knock it til you try it."
Douglas: "Oh that's nasty."
Sommer: "Don't knock it til you try it."
by awbatman500 May 8, 2014
A sexual act most commonly seen in heterosexual couples. The male begins by positioning himself in all fours. The female then proceeds to get behind the male, grab his erect penis from the back, bring it towards her, and point his head 45 degrees distally away from his body and towards her. The female then proceeds to mount the males erect penis and continually “ride” him until completion or satisfaction.
Hey Steve, whatever happened with you and Tiffany last night? Tiffany and I left the party and spent the night together. She gave me the Canadian Moose Buckler. It was great.
by mmaest24 October 11, 2022
A sex position where the male rides the female from behind(like a sled) but simultaneously rams her anus(like a moose) with both his hands in the shape of a cup with the bottom of the palms together but the fingers away from eachother and the male stretches out her anus until she submits or taps out
by Cumjar December 2, 2020