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can of biscuits 

A woman wearing a tube top who should not by any means wear one. Meaning her stomach fat bursts from between her pants and the bottom of her tube top like a can of biscuits.
"Hey, did you see that 300 pound chic in the tube top?!"
"What, you mean the can of biscuits?"
can of biscuits by Grossenschwaum February 13, 2006

busted can of biscuits 

A fat person busting out of some tight clothes. Esp. fat women with pasty white rolls hanging out. Resembling when you first open a can of pre-made biscuits.
Who's the fat girl in the tube top? I don't know, but she looks like a busted can of biscuits.

Can of Busted Biscuits 

When over weight people wear clothes that are to small for them and extremely to tight.
Damn Keith look at that girl, she looks like a can of busted biscuits!

can of bisquits 

The term used to describe a large woman, typically a gunt in tight jeans. The term applies to the visual of the jeans being unbuttoned and the gunt popping out like the dough in a can of store bought bisquits.
Look at that Gunt. You undo her pants and she'll pop out like a can of bisquits.
can of bisquits by Wango138 February 25, 2006

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026