When you've got a totally mental group chat with all the lads, in which casual banta is exchanged, and then something negative happens and you turn and say "yo brebs, can I get a RIP callum in the chat" and all the lads hammer the group chat with "RIP Callums"
*in the middle of a CoD sesh*
Person: "Sorry lads, got to go mums being a total pleb"
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle bitermay be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"