can't be assed 

can't be bothered with

do you want to go out tonight?
No, I can't be assed

can't be assed by janedoe7 December 11, 2009

can't be assed 

When you can't be bothered to do something.

Acronym: cba

I can't be assed to do the homework.

Another example:

I couldn't be assed to do the homework.

can't be assed by igorpleaseshutup November 8, 2020

Can't be assed 

I really can't be bothered

My friends want to go to out tonight but i can't be assed

Can't be assed by Go_pies May 8, 2018

Can't be assed 

Can't be bothered to get up.

Asznee: Let's go see mum.

Shaq: Nah man can't be assed

Can't be assed by SkrrtNoura November 30, 2017

can't be arsed syndrome 

The ailment that afflicts all those who should really be doing something productive but instead end up procrastinating or doing something which requires little or no effort what so ever.

I was going to look for a job but i was suffering from can't be arsed syndrome and ended up watching crap TV all day.

can't be arsed syndrome by Martyn Hinchey June 11, 2008

can't be arsed syndrome 

Suffering from can't be arsed syndrome means you can't be arsed to do anything. A general lack of motivation to do basic tasks. Taking it easy. Avoiding heavy work. Finding day to day tasks cumbersome. Used in an specific instance as an out of the ordinary day for someone who is usually hard working.

dude 1: I am suffering from can't be arsed syndrome today.

dude 2: Why? What's up?

dude 1: I just have no motivation.

dude 2: Are you tired?

dude 1: Not really. I just can't be arsed today.

dude 2: I know what you mean.

can't be arsed syndrome by mynameispaulie October 15, 2010

Can't be arsed 

Idiom:

To be seriously demotivated.
To be disinclined to get off one's arse.
To be unwilling to do something.

I just can't be arsed

Can't be arsed by Alex January 9, 2004