Small city in outer west Sydney. Bums enjoy pissing games during the night and the main malls are filled with packs of adolescents (usually Teenyboppers) pissing their lives away for Thursday night shopping.
No bus-ride is ever complete in Campbelltown if there isn't somebody who is twitching, drinking alcohol or smells like alcohol, cigarette and sweat. Boofheads enjoy revving up riced up old Commodores, Corollas or Excels to entertain themselves and anybody else who isn't annoyed. At least the council tries to help...
Tries.
Outsider: I'm going to shop in Campbelltown Thursday night.
C'Town Teenybopper: Don't get rolled for your virginity.
Outsider: WooooOOOOrRd.
This quaint village snuggled in between Belleville and Peterborough is a hub for chocolate, sexually transmitted diseases, and rampant racist scandals - holla at your localkkk
Campbellford you gave me chlamydia you stupid whore of a town;similar to many towns in Ontario
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failureshower.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!