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Campbelltown

Small city in outer west Sydney. Bums enjoy pissing games during the night and the main malls are filled with packs of adolescents (usually Teenyboppers) pissing their lives away for Thursday night shopping.
No bus-ride is ever complete in Campbelltown if there isn't somebody who is twitching, drinking alcohol or smells like alcohol, cigarette and sweat. Boofheads enjoy revving up riced up old Commodores, Corollas or Excels to entertain themselves and anybody else who isn't annoyed. At least the council tries to help...
Tries.
Outsider: I'm going to shop in Campbelltown Thursday night.
C'Town Teenybopper: Don't get rolled for your virginity.
Outsider: WooooOOOOrRd.
Campbelltown by monkeygun November 12, 2005
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campbelltown

the worst place in scotland home of 30000 junkies
campbelltown is shit
campbelltown by the_it_man September 9, 2011

campbellton 

A small city with a giant fish and lots of drunk Irish people
"Man campbellton rocks, lets go to the pubs and pass out with everyone else by the giant fish."
campbellton by Salmonman January 29, 2009

Campbelltorian 

The Trash queens of Airds, Claymore, Ruse, Eaglevale, Minto and the like.

Human disease bombs, either AIDS rakes or plump beasties.
Campbelltorian Mall, your one stop Campbelltorian shop.
Campbelltorian by foro February 24, 2011

Campbeltown 

Complete and utter shithole of a towìn isolated from the rest of Scotland, Packed full of Nosey Bastards and they love speaking shit about each other
DID YE SEE HE GOT A NEW CAR ? QUICK GET DOWN MAINSTREET TO TELL EVERYBODY YOU SEE THIS IS CAMPBELTOWN PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW YOUR BUISNESS SO WE CAN SPEAK ABOUT YOU WHEN YOUR NOT THERE!!!
Campbeltown by FUCKOFFNOSEY666777 October 3, 2023

Campbeltown 

Capital of all bogans and deros in Australia. Key provinces include minto, airds, claymore and macquarie fields
"Look at that Campbeltown dero, damn those people are the scum of society."
Campbeltown by UDZ November 13, 2005

Campbeltown 

A town on the bell-end of Kintyre in Scotland also known as the wee toon. You will no run oot a Springbank whiskey in the Kilbrannan Bar no a bad wee night in there btw.
Campbeltown makes hoora good whiskey!
Campbeltown by Bigfla September 15, 2020