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Camp Kid 

(ALSO KNOWN AS: CAMPER)
One who is socially awkward/less then popular at school, but claims that at camp he is not only is he extremely cool, but gets an insane amount of action with hot girls and "3 quarters of a hand job."
guy:"hey sebo, who are you talking too?"
camp kid:"My hot camp friend in new york. we made out so many times."
guy:"whats her name?"
camp kid:"um ale- jes- Jillian"
guy:"alright.....camper"
camp kid:"what?"
guy:"what?"
Camp Kid by The Camper March 6, 2010
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kiddie concentration camp 

simply put, a daycare center for babies and toddlers. if taken a close look, very similar to the situation hideous hitler put his prisioners through. little children, kept behind bars, fed just enough to sustain life, kept from human involvement and interaction. sometimes even an evil "jailer, warden" is in control of the entire evil scene. allowing the children to eat, interact, ect only when it is convenient for her. children in kiddie concentration camps, often spend the day dreaming of their sweet mommies, and the yummy goodies that she has waiting for him when she arrives at five pm to pick him up.
charles said to charlotte, three cribs to the left of him, " so how long have you been in this kiddie concentration camp". three year old charlotte replied, can't you tell by looking, i have been doing hard time for three years. good luck getting outta here with the economy today.

Sending the kids to space camp

Last night, i was, “sending the kids to space camp” And now my arms wont bend.