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camille'd 

The act of going to Camille's Sidewalk Cafe and having the main ingredient of the meal you ordered switched for a similar ingredient without notice.
I ordered the same sandwich yesterday but the turkey is different today. Yesterday it was processed turkey, and today its carving board turkey. Oh snap! I just got camille'd.
camille'd by G. Calo July 27, 2006
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Camille Desmoulins 

Hot piece of French sex.
Keegan's in love with Camille Desmoulins...can't blame him!

Camille’s diddy blud calculation.

Camille’s diddy blud calculation (noun, slang):
A humorous or exaggerated method of working something out, usually involving tiny numbers, wild guesses, or overly dramatic math — often said when someone’s calculation makes no sense or feels made-up. Kinda tuff icl
“Bro said it’s 500 miles in 10 minutes… that’s some Camille’s diddy blud calculation.”

Camilla Dávila 

“Camilla Dávila why didn’t slow down. You wrecked your own fucking cake going around the corner at Mach fucking stupid”
Camilla Dávila by KSully369 November 6, 2021

Camilled 

When someones heart beat drops all of a sudden.
“I’m sorry about your grandfather. How did he pass away?”
“The doctor said that he just Camilled.No ones knows why.”
Camilled by Tommogaywrist October 3, 2017

camilled 

the feeling you get when you see someone shorter than 5' smiles at you
Man, I just got camilled. It was excellent.
camilled by Prato September 13, 2005

Dirty Camilla 

When a girl smothers you with her tits until you pass out and you wake up with her sitting on her face. And you lick her out until oblivion.
Did the dirty Camilla last night, I barely remember a thing.