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Another form of British slang, similar to the term ‘calm’, used when agreeing or giving permission for something to be done, like consent. Calmage is the alternate phrasing, ending with age, pronounced ‘calm-idge’
‘Hey man, I need to go out to buy some Frosties, can you make my bed’
‘Calmage’
‘Cheers’
calmage by James wookong February 22, 2021
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Calmageddon 

World peace brought about by pacifist administrations of east and west occupying office simultaneously
A state of Calmageddon would be as catastrophic to defense industry billionaires as the biblical Armageddon would be to the rest of humanity
Calmageddon by will6691 September 4, 2017
Damn those niggas are cavage
Cavage by Cavage August 27, 2017

calageri 

An angry midget with a temper. Should be kept away from small children. Can usually be found in areas inhabitated by jeeps. Has been known to suffer from napoleon disease, henceforth known as Nicapoleon Syndrome.
Man Calageri sure looks gay standing next to that worthless jeep. And he's so short, what a homo.
calageri by snuffythewonderhorse April 12, 2005
Being full of yourself or arrogantly narcissistic
You're such a cavvage!!
Cavvage by MUST ADORE Nurfatically September 21, 2016

calvanecia 

Cal'vanecia is a beautiful and loving girl.
She is very nice but not afraid to fight.
She is a very good friend and you are lucky if she's your friend. Sometimes she can be stubborn but you love her anyway.
Calvanecia why are you so beautiful!!?
calvanecia by #semaj575kchall September 2, 2019
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