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caluckulated 

When you calculate luck with such efficiency nobody would doubt you counting chickens before they cluck. This is a skill held by everyone but lost when in times of self doubt. This synonymous with survival instincts as life itself is lucky to be here and only through non-stop calculations of how to get LUCKY!

Calculated Luck. Only the person who got lucky knows the ratio of luck to skill.
Brian caluckulated getting a promotion by spending free time putting himself in that position.

Robert caluckulated not doing his homework by having asthma he can fake at any time
caluckulated by BryGuySoShy February 20, 2021
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Calculated 

When someone does something really cool that took an outrageous amount of luck or effort. Sometimes it takes lots of planning.
Dude 1: I'm going to make this basket from 100 feet away!
Dude 2: Shit, can you really?
*Dude 1 makes the shot*
Dude 2: Shit Dude! That throw was calculated!
Calculated by prismajas May 30, 2018

calculated punctuation 

The use of various punctuation marks in an attempt to make a statement made via instant message seem more stern or serious. Often used by women when holding conversations online to make one feel ashamed and/or guilty.
The following is a typical use of calculated Punctuation:
Angrychick08: I'm very upset with you, Steven.
Angrychick08: Have you anything to say for Yourself?
GuiltySteven: im sooo sorry il never say another girls name without your permission ever again
Angrychick08: Good boy.

Calculated 

Anyone who turns on their location for everyone when they are plotting is calculated (and a loser).

because they want others to see what they’re doing
Calculated by JC47 September 26, 2023

Calculated 

'Calculated' is a term used in Rocket League which means that something occurred with proper timing.
Chat disabled for 3 seconds.
Chat disabled for 3 seconds.
Chat disabled for 3 seconds.
Chat disabled for 2 seconds.
Chat disabled for 1 second.
Me: Calculated
Calculated by SirJohn021485 August 31, 2020

calculated risk 

A chance taken after careful estimation of the probable outcome.
Taking their dispute to arbitration was definitely a calculated risk .
calculated risk by santidal December 20, 2013

Calculated 

Proven wrong; Served; Treated.
Bob: Dude, you're a math major. 105 - 80 is 25 not 15.

Bill: You just got calculated.
Calculated by glberns October 25, 2010
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