calpirg

(v.) to annoy.

Karen, your excessive collection of orange stickers is starting to calpirg me!

by Kevin the calpirg-avoider April 8, 2009

calping

The feeling of sexual arousal a person experiences when Peter Capaldi walks into a room.

"When the Doctor walked in, you could feel the calping in the air."

by Not Davey Johnson February 2, 2015

calpirger

(n.) one who calpirgs.

I see calpirgers ahead, so let's cut through these bushes!

by Kevin the calpirg-avoider April 8, 2009