Definitions by slimjimcalorieexterminator

calories 

tiny, microscopic creatures who live in your closet who sew up your close each night to make them smaller. They do this out of jealousy and hatred for the human race for not recognizing them as existent.

Calories: dude, she did not just put her fav jeans in the closet, get my sewing needles.

calories by slimjimcalorieexterminator February 19, 2012