calorie tits

A girl who has huge tits, only because she's fat and eats to much.

That chick's tits aren't hot... she has calorie tits!

by M Reebs July 29, 2006

Calorie Crusade

The self-less act one embarks on to save their siblings from eating Junk food.

Today I looked in the cupboard for the Birthday Cake Oreos mom bought. Then I saw Johnnie curled up on the ground spooning with the Oreo box. After he arose from his dense slumber he proclaimed "Arg!! The Calorie Crusade is over! I've have thwarted the Oreo Crown, and saved my sisters summer bods!" He is such a doll.

by StoneColdSaidSo July 4, 2016

Shopping Calories

The amount of calories a person has to use specifically for shopping. Calorie count dependent on what one is shopping for and where. Compare with shopping window.

I swear, my husband has 2,000 shopping calories to use for the hardware store, and only 2 for shopping for housewares.

by Flowergrrrl03 November 28, 2010

Negative calorie

A food that supposedly burns more calories while it's digesting then how many calories are in the food.

Examples...

Asparagus * Fennel
Aubergine * Gourd *
Broccoli * Leek
Cabbage * Lettuce *
Carrots * Marrow *
Cauliflower * Peppers
Celery * Radish *
Chicory * Spinach
Cress * Tomato *
Cucumber * Turnip

I don't want to gain any weight from calories, I think I'll have some cucumber because it's a negative calorie food.

by BAHAHHA! August 8, 2008

calorie queen

A fat chick; a fat girl; a woman who is overweight or obese.

I got so drunk that I ended up shacking up with a calorie queen.

by PMax April 14, 2008

Calorie Gallery

When your so fat that people cant help but stare at you as if you are some rare piece of art.

I almost got into a freaking car accident while staring at some calorie gallery wearing spandex and a tube top.

by David From Austin September 13, 2007

HOOKAH CALORIES

when you smoke hookah you have to run around a couple of times to not gain the weight of the hookah, or you'll end up rohundus like georgi.

AXCHI i went to smoke hookah the other day and then i forgot to run around and i gained 7 pounds, this is what i get and now i gained all the hookah calories.

#BEGEMONT PROBLEMS

by lavashak_arbi July 8, 2022