One of the most infuriating expressions in the English language. Using this expression is guaranteed to make the other person angry if he/she wasn't already.
An invitation to someone to punch you in the face.
An invitation to someone to punch you in the face.
by MaxBrowne October 8, 2009
by Cider Scorpion April 1, 2007
The term "calm down" is usually addressed to people who don't need to calm down at all, which makes it more funny.
by allie amy and lauren April 12, 2008
by TYPE_PHRESH April 30, 2008
by jens clark January 31, 2008
What a person of Jamaican decent says when he is asked to stop standing around with his hands in his pockets and help some customers.
Boss: "Suphel" please stop standing around with your hands in your pockets and help some customers.
"Suphel": Calm down, calm down, no need for the hostility.
Boss: What? I'm not being hostile. I'm telling you to do what I pay you to do.
((a little later))
"Suphel" (in H.R. office): Dat man needs to calm down and stop the picking on me. I do my job.
((next day))
Boss: "Suphel", what did I do to deserve being investigated?
"Suphel": Calm down, calm down. No need for the hostility, mahn.
Boss (exasperated): Fine, do whatever you want. But, so you know, reviews are coming up.
"Suphel": Calm down, calm down....
"Suphel": Calm down, calm down, no need for the hostility.
Boss: What? I'm not being hostile. I'm telling you to do what I pay you to do.
((a little later))
"Suphel" (in H.R. office): Dat man needs to calm down and stop the picking on me. I do my job.
((next day))
Boss: "Suphel", what did I do to deserve being investigated?
"Suphel": Calm down, calm down. No need for the hostility, mahn.
Boss (exasperated): Fine, do whatever you want. But, so you know, reviews are coming up.
"Suphel": Calm down, calm down....
by AmericanAndProudOfIt August 7, 2006