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calm down
calm down by Cider Scorpion April 6, 2007
calm down
The term "calm down" is usually addressed to people who don't need to calm down at all, which makes it more funny.
calm down by allie amy and lauren April 11, 2008
Calm Down
Calm Down by TYPE_PHRESH April 30, 2008
calm down
calm down by jens clark January 30, 2008
calm down
What a person of Jamaican decent says when he is asked to stop standing around with his hands in his pockets and help some customers.
Boss: "Suphel" please stop standing around with your hands in your pockets and help some customers.
"Suphel": Calm down, calm down, no need for the hostility.
Boss: What? I'm not being hostile. I'm telling you to do what I pay you to do.
((a little later))
"Suphel" (in H.R. office): Dat man needs to calm down and stop the picking on me. I do my job.
((next day))
Boss: "Suphel", what did I do to deserve being investigated?
"Suphel": Calm down, calm down. No need for the hostility, mahn.
Boss (exasperated): Fine, do whatever you want. But, so you know, reviews are coming up.
"Suphel": Calm down, calm down....
"Suphel": Calm down, calm down, no need for the hostility.
Boss: What? I'm not being hostile. I'm telling you to do what I pay you to do.
((a little later))
"Suphel" (in H.R. office): Dat man needs to calm down and stop the picking on me. I do my job.
((next day))
Boss: "Suphel", what did I do to deserve being investigated?
"Suphel": Calm down, calm down. No need for the hostility, mahn.
Boss (exasperated): Fine, do whatever you want. But, so you know, reviews are coming up.
"Suphel": Calm down, calm down....
calm down by AmericanAndProudOfIt August 7, 2006