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Câlisse 

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Multifaceted French Canadian word. In the same league as Ostie, Tabarnak, Sacrament, Criss. Comes from a deformation of the Christian religion word Chalice.
Can be used interchangeably in any blasphemous phrase such as:

"Criss de tabarnak de sacrament d'ostie d'câlisse..." or
"Câlisse qui fait frette" (it is freaking cold) or
"Câlisse de cave" (You're/He is fuc&?*#% stupid) or
"Câlisse que j'ai faim" (I'm fuc&?*#% starving)
Câlisse by toecap April 30, 2013

calisse

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Derived from the French word for chalice, "calisse" is a common swear in French Canadian vocabulary. Contrary to the popular belief that only Quebecors use it, it is widely used and understood by French Canadians from coast to coast, but mostly in Quebec, Northern and Eastern Ontario, and New Brunswick. It can be used as a noun, a verb and has other uses as well. The level of vulgarity of this blaspemic swear differs from region to region.

-"Le calisse était soul." The fukker was drunk.
-"Et il m'a calissé une belle vollée" And he gave me a swift punch in the face.
-"Pi ca a faite mal en calisse!!" And it hurt like fukk!!
-"Calisse!" FUKK!
-"Attend que je l'pogne le p'tit calisse" Just wait until I get my hands on the fukker.
calisse by J-Y October 27, 2007

calisse

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Curse used by french quebecers. Also is a golden cup used by catholic priests. During ceremonies, it is used to drink the wine.
ha ben calisse !
calisse by Funny Surfin October 27, 2003

Cailyse 

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Cailyse is the name of a girl who looks like her sister but denies it constantly. She is nice to be around but gives little cares or"shits" as she calls it for anything. She has a strong personality and she likes to play video games and envies her older siblings popularity. She is a strong girl but is vulnerable on the inside. Even though she is in her teens and above she is dirtier and more perverse than most above her age but will hide this factor too all except close friends and relatives. One of her most defining characteristic and feature is that looks like a 4 year old and younger and doesn't seem to get older.

Be careful not to say this or she will get very angry and protective, denying it all the way through even though this factor is without a doubt a blessing.
You look very young, You must have CaiSyndrom. My my Cailyse look have you HAVN'T grown..... Fetus Cailitus...
Cailyse by CDTruth June 23, 2020

Calise 

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Most beautiful amazing girl ever. Loyal to friends and partner. Sexy and goofy! Goddess in bed.
Calise you are so beautiful bitch.

Calise you are so loyal and you will always be mine.
Calise by Handle me well April 27, 2017

calyse 

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Calyse means pretty asl always meaningful always there when friends need them,calyse means aggravating but fun and will always be A strong survivor who doesn't take crap from nobody and loves her surroundings when family is around And can sometimes be a bitchy friend...
Calyse is the most valuable,prettiest, kindest person in the world.
calyse by Calyes March 14, 2017
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