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Jo Calderone 

Lady Gaga's bad- ass alter ego/ apparant old flame. He appears in her music video for "You and I" and even attended the 2011 VMA's in her absence. During the awards, he performed her single "You and I" and accepted the Best Female Video, and Best Video With a Message on his woman's behalf.

He even tried to make a move on the "INCOMPERABLE BRITNEY SPEARS!" but unfortunately was unsuccesful...

A man of mystery, but certainly not a stranger to the stage, much about Jo remains unknown. He was on the cover of Japan's Vogue Hommes in September, 2011 and stated that he "had never had his picture taken before".

Jo is loud, rude, and obnoxious, but he truly cares for his girl, Lady Gaga. He has attracted the attention of countless girls across the country and even some from men.

He's a greaser with great pipes (courtesy of Gaga herself?) and some mad hip movements.

DEFINATELY SOMEBODY TO KEEP YOUR EYE ON (;
Person 1: Hey man did you see Lady Gaga on the VMA's last night?!

Person 2: Dude I don't know what you're talking about. Gaga wasn't there- Jo Calderone took her place. He killed it!!"

Person 1: OH. so THATS who that random greaser was!

calderone 

One badass family that doesn't give a shit. They got no worries
I wish I was a Calderone
calderone by dixie boy17 November 5, 2013

caution the caldron 

when you shouldn't touch a figurative pot when its hot but rather heat up with it.
I heard they got in a fight, i tried to break it up but i didnt caution the caldron and got yelled at.

A frog jumped out of a hot pot but stayed in the one that it heated up in, he didnt caution the caldron

Driving a lawn mover out of a field, cation the caldron
A person who is really who wont tell definitions of words you don’t know
Michael is a calbrone!
calbrone by Flubbermcgaster April 23, 2018
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026