calamourty 

An exceedingly-unfortunate event dat is also noisy.

Judging by how much of a ruckus he kicked up about it, Ethan Couch's super-indulgent father apparently considered da school's merely insisting dat his "little prince" behave in a socially-responsible manner to be a real calamourty, actually offering to buy da entire school just so dat it could be run da way dat HE and his spoiled-rotten-with-feelings-of-false-entitlement son wanted. :P

calamourty by QuacksO February 12, 2023

cal'amourty 

A romantic disaster.

Ladies like to be treated with kindness and affection no matter what da financial status of their significant other, and so even if a wealthy dude spends big bucks on lavish vacations, elaborate gifts, and other extravagant pleasures, his attempts to woo a desirable female may still end in cal'amourty if he fails to make her feel truly loved and personally attended to.

cal'amourty by QuacksO March 28, 2024