a series of fat rolls too humongous to be considered merely a muffin top, hence becoming a "cake top". cake tops often have tiers or layers, much like a cake.
"omg did you see the cake top on that bitch?! i was about to put her on the Next Food Network Star...as the food"
by breannahharmonbitches December 28, 2008
Get the cake top mug.When a chick (normally with a fat-ass) sits right on the top of a guy's full blown boner. *It hurts like hell*
Guy 1: Damn bro, you good? Why are you holding your dick like that?
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*
by Mr. Anonymous435 January 26, 2015
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When a woman or man wears a bra or top that is too tight and the fat below their armpits folds over their clothing. Like a muffin top for the chest area.
by Apex Factor January 30, 2015
Get the Cake Topper mug.When a bunch of drunk lesbians get together at a BBQ and one lesbian proceeds to put birthday cake on the birthday girls nipples and another lesbian licks the birthday cake off while all the other lesbians are on lookers.
One lesbian put the "birthday cake topper" on the birthday girls nipples while the Govna licked it off with an amused and cheering all lesbian audience.
by Slutty McGruddy July 11, 2010
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Get the Cake topping mug.When an extremely drunk man, usually an uncle or extended cousin, gets so drunk at a wedding that right when the bride and groom go to cut the cake, he drops his pants, climbs on top of the table, and puts his wrinkly, sweaty balls on the top of the cake, in a display of untamed masculinity.
Person #1: Man my uncle Bob did the persian cake topper at my brothers wedding.
Person #2: Man thats gross. Did you eat a piece of the cake afterwards?
Person #1: Shut up. Quit being such a dick hole you pape!
Person #2: Man thats gross. Did you eat a piece of the cake afterwards?
Person #1: Shut up. Quit being such a dick hole you pape!
by The Flying Dutchman! Yee! November 3, 2006
Get the Persian cake topper mug.He plays midfield... hired as a fan favorite to play there, he's chummy with the brass, but really doesn't do much and has blown many scoring opportunities, the dude is a cake topper.
by ElPorteño August 4, 2016
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