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Female version of calling someone shitty. If someone has the runs, you call out to them as someone who shits a lot. The original version for men is cagón. Think of calling someone diarrhea.
Oye cagóna qué haces? (Hey diarrhea, what’s happening?)
cagóna by alaïa.cee October 28, 2020
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cagna pregna

Italian words, literally meaning "pregnant bitch", used to express surprise or to catch someone's attention.
Che film del porco dio, cagna pregna.
Poor movie, pregnant bitch.

Ma hai le orecchie foderate, cagna pregna?
Did you listen to me, pregnant bitch?
cagna pregna by giassai November 23, 2010
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Italian word for female dog, often used to describe an unpleasant and malicious woman. A bitch.
Mario: "Cagna! You cut off my balls!"

Monica: "You are my bitch now."
Cagna by razor June 5, 2015

madonna cagna 

This expression is used in Italy when something hurts a lot.
It's an insult to a Divinity, more exactly to Mary, the mom of Jesus, comparing it to a dog.

Similar to "Madonna puttana" or "Madonna bocchinara".

It isn't suggested to say this to someone that believe in Christ.

Less used than "porca madonna" but still used.

References: Germano Mosconi.
"Ho preso 3 di fisica, Madonna cagna!"
"Quando cazzo puzzi, Madonna cagna!".
madonna cagna by DD3Boh June 6, 2017
A word used by people who don't know the proper way to spell Corona, a common nickname for the Covid-19 disease caused by the SARS-CoV-2 coronavirus.
*on Discord or something*
Finn: yooo carona sucks man
Gavin: bruh lmao "carona"
Carona by gIsForGravity February 17, 2021
testicles, anonym for balls
you ain't got the cahonas to do that.
cahonas by Mike Eaton January 7, 2008
1. complete and absolute pwnage.

2. Getting off for a crime everyone knows you committed.
Federer's performace was complete caponage.

OJ's acquital was such caponage. Yall done know he stuck that bitch.
caponage by AndrewMode September 30, 2004
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