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Caesarian

(adjective) A feeling of extreme power or kingliness that makes one feel akin the Julius Caesar.
Mate, after your performance last weekend you must be feeling absolutely Caesarian.
by UbiquitousLatin September 24, 2019
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Caesarian Section

a Caesarian Section is where a doctor puts a hole in a pregnant woman's uterus to make the baby come out, instead of the normal way. many women choose to do this to "keep their pussies Snapper ready".
Person 1: "i heard the Mary got a Caesarian Section."

Person 2: "yeah, and now her pussy is snapper ready!"
by Welcome_to_LTown September 6, 2013
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Candarian stalagmite

A turd dilivered from a human anoose inside of a cave that stands proud and erect rising from the cave floor pointing towards the ceiling. The Candarian stalagmite has a remarkable resemblance to a regular stelagmite.
It is good fun to drop a Candarian stalagmite and have it discovered and examined by unsuspecting spelunkers.
by Puppychup August 8, 2019
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Cesaria

The name Cesaria comes from Latin, Italian and French. Its meaning is a form of Cesare. In Portuguese it means hairy.

A girl who is kind and smart. She can be a little self centered but she will always be there for you. She is crazy but not in a bad way. Shes an athlete, loves sports. Shes not with the popular people but not with the nerd shes in the middle. She has a big mouth an will share her feelings.She will text you everyday, shes loyal. When you need her the most she'll be there. Cesarias make great best friends.
I love Cesaria, shes so nice.

Hey did you see that, Cesaria just defended that person.

Wow that Cesaria, shes a keeper.

I miss Cesaria, she was so much fun to be around.

Cesaria is so crazy.
by Awesomegrly11 December 27, 2010
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Caesarean section

A ritualistic birthing method practised almost universally among humans in the western hemisphere and most of Europe. Also known as a "c-section".

In a Caesarean section, the fetus is extracted through a large vertical incision usually going from the naval to the pubis mons. This method of birthing does not result in the usual birth-related stretching of the vagina, thus preserving what many hold to be a sacred orifice.
Dave's dating this cougar. He said she's had five kids, all without a Caesarean section. He swears you can tie her meat curtains in a knot.
by Captain Vimes October 14, 2011
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Cesaring

He’s cesaring again by going home to cook.
by Don’tworryaboutnothing February 14, 2018
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Canarian phone sex

A sexual act in which one partner stands on mountaintop A, and the other on nearby mountaintop B. The two gaze at each other through binoculars and "talk dirty" in the whistled language of the Canary Islands, meanwhile pleasuring themselves with their respective cell phones.

For a related practice involving yodels, see Alpine Sexting.
The uncrossable canyon between them could not stop Alice and Bob from enjoying torrid Canarian phone sex.
by Epic Tetus February 28, 2015
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