Caesaring

verb. to scissor with a toga on.

To scissor with a toga on is called Caesaring.

by Bad Boys 3 May 26, 2009

Little caesaring

When you are otherwise ineligible....

Getting a chick hot n ready for your bro.

I can't believe he is little caesaring that chick for you; top notch.

by LoveMyLife@WilmingtonNc August 27, 2013

clearing barrel

1) Barrel filled with sand placed on most U.S. military ranges and specifically near the armory. Used to clear out a weapon in an unknown condition. That way if a round is discharged it enters the sand and is stopped instead of entering your platoon mate.

2) A Company or platoon whore. A uniform chaser who is used by many of the men of one unit to clear their "personal issue."

Devil 1: I can't believe they outlawed the whore house.
Devil 2: Yeah, guess I'll just have to use the company clearing barrel instead.

by the Spaniard April 30, 2006

Clearing out the bats

To masturbate after an extended period of time. Like clearing out the bats from an old abandoned house and refurbishing and renewing it.

Mother: Hey Timmy, what's taking you so long in there? I need to take a shower!

Son (Behind closed bathroom door): One sec, mom! I'm clearing out the bats!

by dudebroman2 January 19, 2009

Clearing Stick

A hockey stick used by greasy rednecks to clear off the top of a car to prepare for driving.

"get the clearing stick boys, it's time to go to the LC"

by IsaacContreras September 11, 2011

Clearing the runway

Wiping your ass before taking a dump, clearing any debris that may obstruct the poop from coming out smoothly.

guy 1: Dude, arent you supposed to wipe AFTER you take a crap?

guy 2: Man, I'm clearing the runway. Last time there was so much lint and hair stuck up there, my crap came out like a play-dough french fry maker.

by h22acd December 13, 2010

Chesaning

Farm based community located smack dab between M-52 and M-57. Consisting of about 3,000 people and 20,000 cows and acres of corn. This town offers Showboat week, a week consisting of concerts, drunk people and a parade. The high school is home to 500 or so students and offers a great FFA. Don't be surprised if you see a tractor driving through town or a house being busted with weed.

I drove through Chesaning, accidentally blinked and missed everything.

by Jenrenee2009 March 4, 2010