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1. An acronym explaining the simplified factors affecting a computer’s processor performance:
Cores on chip
Amount of cache memory
Clock speed
Word length
Address bus width
Data bus width

Hence, CACWAD.

2. An idiot who undermines your general performance as a human being.
1. “If you need an easy way to remember all these factors, use CACWAD!”
2. “Oh, Jim is an utter cacwad. He won’t stop dissing me behind my back.”
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Cacadills 

Explosive and recurring diarrhea as a result of too much food or alcohol
Dan couldn't come out tonight as he's been tied up with a bad case of the cacadills
Cacadills by yopab May 31, 2013
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Cacadungshit 

A new slang term used to get rid of creepy guys, used in text messages, voice messages and phone calls.
Lauren: " this guy won't stop texting me"

Hope: " just say CACADUNGSHIT"

Lauren: " CACADUNGSHIT"
And that's how you get rid of creepy guys.
Cacadungshit by Cacadungshit October 17, 2014

cacadrip 

1When your shit is dripy

2When u have the drip and smell like shit
My shit is smelly but very cacadrip
The hobo has the cacadrip

cacadile 

When you take a crap so huge part of it sticks out of the water.
Man I dropped a cacadile the size of my arm. Two flushes and it still didn't go down
cacadile by e wizzle19 November 21, 2011

cawadoody 

how a little kid pronounces "call of duty"
kid: mooooooooooooom lets go to walmart i want the new cawadoody!!!
cawadoody by chuck2284 September 29, 2018

Cacadrip 

When someone is very dripy and smells like shit
Ex:WoW this hobo has the cacadrip